Hearth's Warming Gift Roundup!

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So, being a pony, Flare knows all about the giving of gifts to friends and family! It's just that until this year, she didn't really have friends or family, thus she had little reason to celebrate the holiday. However, EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN the fire nation attacked she took an arrow to the fetlock YOU SHARED THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP WITH HER. As of such, early on during Hearth's Warming, Flare will be going around Ponyville, giving presents to the following ponies:

• Bertie Wooster (tinkertytonk) is going to get an assortment of the most garish, unpleasant socks Flare can find in Ponyville's clothiers (Happy Hearth's Warming, Jeeves!) as well as the usual gift assortment of candied pecans.
  
• Harvey Finevoice (millionbitpipes) is going to get a small assortment of records by Ol' Blue Eyes, better known by his stage name, Flank Sineightra. She figures he's Harvey's type of artist.
  
• Iron Liz (iron_mare) is going to get a length of rope, along with a card that says "Maybe if you keep this around your waist Harv won't keep losing you". It's a gag gift, if nothing else.
  
• Dame Rarity (weaponizedgems) is going to get a voucher for a free full-service spa trip, along with a card explaining that she really had no idea what else to give the pony that has it all.
  
• The Flutters (shy_kindness/cruel_kindness) are going to get a silver cross necklace. Likewise, Kreutzer (ponykreutzer) is going to get a silver butterfly necklace. Attached to both is a simple apology note.
  
• Pierrot (sekai_level) is going to get glared at, harshly, should she see him. Regardless, that is all she'll do, and should he return home, he'll find a card calling a temporary ceasefire.
  
• Both Pinkie Pies (sailorlaughter and forwantofapartycannon) are going to get gift certificates for a saddle and bridle store in Los Pegasus, along with notes to keep whatever they get OFF of the scrolls, please. She really doesn't want to know.
  
• What Flare REALLY wants to give Rainbow Dash (elementofloyalty) would break the game's rating over its knee, so instead she'll settle for giving her a copy of Daring Do and the Ring of Destiny. With all her worry about fitting in and getting a coltfriend, Dash likely didn't notice there was a new book out.
  
• Surprise (surpriserainbows) is going to get turtle-shell patterned saddlebags. Should she look inside them, she'll find several books on how to knit.
  
• Yukiko (songoficeandfire) and Yu (foal_arcana) are going to get an assortment of teas, mostly kinds that Kreutzer recommended for relaxation.
  
• And last but certainly not least, Lucifer (firstofthefallen) is getting... Aleph. Gift-wrapped in frilly pink ribbon. Yeah.